Wednesday, June 11, 2008

No Pain, No gain

Ma L na nathan: You have phailed!

Nagiisip na nathan:Im not expecting success at first try, but I have thought of myself that I can take it all in without the pain. Gawd, I exagerrated!

Ma L na nathan: You don't have to blame yourself, it happens to all of us, most especially at first try! Pride engulfed your sensibilities, and besides, you are sooo scared to do it. I have heard your heart "thump thump" all the way here.

Nagiisip na nathan: Behind closed doors, I was a bit relaxed. Every major muscle on my body responded and soothed itself.

Ma L na nathan: But I can still hear that "tugudug tugudug" of your heart form here. still. relax, you can do, you always have. What are you afraid of anyways?

Nagiisip na nathan: The physical pain, remember? This thing I am doing now will forever be associated with some pain and discomfort! This time it's different!! It was a small thing before, not less than half of my brain cell capacity but nonetheless, I considered it "sisiw"! The entire procedure was seamless. Na carrie ko naman ah!

Ma L na nathan: So what are you waiting for then?!

Nagiisip na nathan: Guess I need more time. And promise me you'll give me credit once I'm done. This is something which I have not tried before...Wait a minute, I have done it all before! Remember the incident when my parents left for bicol aeons ago? It was then when I have tried "something" after watching japanese porn to "soothe" myself and with just ky and water as a lube, it went all the way in almost instantly(without it being left there, of course).

Ma L na nathan: Yeah yeah! But for this time, I have been hearing nothing but "umps," "argh," and "oh shit" from you. What is wrong with you pervert?!

Nagiisip na nathan: I don't want to try it again. And you can call me a failure, only for this day! I didn't expect this thing to be hard no matter how "sensual" the vibration sounds. I have paid for it and I will conquer this thing soon enough. Mr Vibrating dildo from Pride Exchange, I have a message for you:

YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN!


PS: actually meron din akong pocket puke pero medyo may part na umiiinit sa mushroom ko kapag ginagamit ko sya. at di maxiadong pleasurable tulad ng fleshlight(wala pa ako nun pero minsan oorder ako online, mahal kasi maxiado!!)Haaay, ito ang mga pinaggagawa ko sa katuyotan! It has almost 7 years since my last experience!! Shet!!

8 comments:

wanderingcommuter said...

minsan may nagsabi sa akin,

pa-pridepride pa sila hindi naman nila nalulunok yun. kaya ako dinudura ko na lang!

ang daming naging meaning nung sinabi niyang yun... baka lang kako mag apply sa mga alter egos mo...

Zai said...

kung magsasalita kaya si Mr. Vibrating dildo from Pride Exchange, ano kaya sasabihin nya? hehe

. said...

Oi, parang kilala ko yung mga nagsasalita. Hehe. Masakit lang yan sa una. Pero sa huli masarap na. Hehe.

PrincheCHA Fiona said...

kelan kya ako makakabili ng mga toys? hahaha

anyway, kaya mo yan! :p

and goodluck sa muling "pagpasok" (sa opisina or otherwise)! hahaha

odin hood said...

7 years?! i dont have any sex toys, nor have i tried any.... pero what i know about toys in general is it's more fun to play with toys kung may playmates hehe

blackdarkheart said...

@wander:swallow din akong tao. basta di lang sya naninigarilyo. hehe. pride yung pinaguusapan diva?! hehe

@zai: siguro sasabihin nya "ako ang makapangyarihang bubutas sa kweba mo! i ko cauliflower kita! ahahahah!!

@mugen: siguro tinutukoy mo ang taong part ng blog list ko! hehe. kung sino man yun, malibog din! lOL! at syempre sa una lang talaga masakit, pero kaya pa namang tiisin at huminga ng malalim kaya go lang--upuan na yan!!

@fiona: ay naku, bumili ka na kasi, sasamahan pa kita para maenhance ang lovestory nyo ni Jimboy!

@odin: yes seven years ang last sexual encounter ko. SEVEN YEARS AGO!! sino ba naman ang di mababaliw sa haba ng katigangan na yun! kaya hanap mode nga ako eh, yung true love naman ayaw ko naman ng seb kasi

ika said...

potik, intimations with a dildo? nakakatawa din koment ni joms; coming from a power bottom?

ika said...

funny rin kasi naalala ko na firt time ako nakakita ng fleshlight eh high school pa lang yata ako. Gusto na kagad magkaroon.